5 Bizarre things from Japan.

Japan is, by all means, a very interesting place. The culture, its art and the people makes this whole island truly unique. The motherland of Dragon Ball and Pokemon, has tons of crazy things to offer. Like Bart Simpson once said: "your sparkling, whale-free seas" and crowned by the majestic view of Godzilla. there are here a few things of why Japan is such different from the western eye. Enjoy

5. Fast Food.

Craving for a massive Burger King NY Pizza Burger ? Which is beef patty topped with pepperoni, mozzarella and marinara sauce. Stacked on a 9-1/2-inch sesame seed bun.

Mama Mia ! or like Japanese say マンマミーア!

or maybe a surf and turf sandwich which is a Wendy’s Burger with a beef patty topped with lobster, lettuce, tomato, and onion. It is a"premium" Wendy's creation. This burgers are sold for about $16.

Mr Krab? noooooooo !

Wanna get fancier? try the Foie Gras Burger

Chopped and fried duck liver. What can else you can ask for ?

had a hard day at job? need a drink? what about a Wasabi Beer ?

I truly wonder how this would taste.

Octopus Ice Cream anyone ?

What ?

Canned Bread?

Not a bad idea, just put the whole thing in the oven and that's it.

Jelly Drinks with Pig’s Placenta?

I wonder if it taste like bacon?

Wasp Crackers?

I am not concerned about the wasp, but the finger nails of this person are not clean.

Wanna get something a little bit more traditional?

Why don’t you try a bento box, shaped like an PS controller!

Sorry Xbox Fans, deliciousness is not for you.

Down for something sweet ?: try a Green tea Kit Kat

Pear Kit Kat?

4. How the japanese park their car.

Japan has serious problems with traffic, it can be so jammed that a single ride from Tokyo International Airport to a 20 miles destination, takes so long that can cost up to 400dlls. No-fucking-kidding (無クソ - 冗談!) . So in a way the alleviate this situation, Japanese Engineers create a fantastic way to park the cars, and leave the streets unclogged for the cars go freely.

3. Bicycle parking.

Since is quite problematic driving cars in Tokyo, the japanese people changed their stir wheel to bicycles, but now thousands of bicycles need a parking spot. How it was solved? in a total badass way.

2. Hentai.

Japanese people may seem a little bit bizarre regarding sex - their national average is of 2.79 sexual intercourse per month- so; in order for them not lose their shit and brains altogether they use a lot of imagination and porn; not the porn that we mere mortals are used to know. Japanese standard includes: Witches, dragons, demons, end of the world and then: boom !! sexual scene. The fantasy that rivals your imagination. Either on printed or video formats.

There are several examples that you can browse yourself.

1. Used Underwear Vending Machine.

This one is a little hard to confirm; a sorta of twisted urban legend, or just came out from a hyper mind with lots of imagination and spare time. Goes like this: During the 60’s and 80’s there was a boom on vending machines all thru Japan, nowdays you can find so many products in them: canned bread, eggs, beer, noodles, hot dogs, fries and pizza. Yes, there is a hot dog vending machine.

Crispy?

then naturally came clothing vending machines, but in Akihabara , which is Tokyo's anime, manga and electronics heaven, there are asome of these that sell in a vacuum sealed bags: used underwear from high school girls. How do you know that you are buying the soiled underwear of a gorgeous woman and not from a fat, hairy dude that will do anything to get the money that desperately needs ? There is a picture inside the bag that shows the lady in uniform.

The reason of a vacuum sealed bag? well, it seals the “aroma” of the panty bearer.

There is a video that you can check, is from the late Attack of the Show from g4tv.com. I can’t say is accurate but way too weird for not mention it in this post.